Dog
Small, serious, and built like it knows something you do not.
A dog with a hat. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Dog.
Hat.
Coin.
No roadmap. No utility cosplay. No complicated lore. Just a small dog in a pink hat, permanently overdressed for the timeline.
Official thesis
A hat improves any dog by exactly one hat.
That is the entire protocol. The dog is not building infrastructure. The hat is not promising yield. The meme is clear enough for the fastest chain on earth.
Hat
Pink. Practical. Completely unnecessary. That is the alpha.
Nothing else
If you need a whitepaper for a dog wearing a hat, you already missed the joke.
Contract
SOON
Official links drop when the hat says so.